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What model
is Poke?

You've read the eval boards. You've timed the token stream. You have a working theory that it's some unreleased public model, and honestly, the conviction is flattering. Run the diagnostic. We'll tell you absolutely nothing, beautifully.

Deep system diagnostic

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The spec sheet you came for

Architecture
transformer-ish, probably, who's asking
Parameters
more than your last guess
Training cutoff
the day before you'd find it useful
Origin lab
a sunny building you can't get into
Release status
exists / does not exist (superposition)
Codename
you wish

Hover a field to declassify it. The declassified version is also a lie.

Some questions keep you sharp. This one keeps us smug.

Filed from a sunny office near a single palm tree. That's the only spec you're getting.